Howdy!

My Name Is...

Nikki

My measurements are...

36-22-36 

(Actually, those aren't my measurements)

(Actually they're my S.A.T. scores!)

(Actually I never took the SAT)

Facts about Me!!!

#1.   I'm 27 years old, but I act like I'm 5 at most.
#2.   I have a BA from Ohio University, but I don't know anything.
#3.   I live with my girlfriend, Betty, and our 4 cats. ( I'm allergic to cats )
#4.   Unlike a lot of people I know, I am not a dork. ( A highly disputed statement )
#5.   I like Diet pepsi and candy.. I like a lot of candy.. and lasagna too.
#6.   My cat, pigeon likes me a lot. She thinks that I am the best...ever.
#7.   I have a lot of friends, but they won't admit it to anybody.
#8.   I am a country boy, but I'm not actually a boy, but I would be if I was.
#9.   People say that I am short, but I don't think so. I just have short legs.
#10.  My girlfriend is taller than me, until we sit down... Then, I am taller!!!

Billy Bobb aspires to become a fortune cookie!
Click on his face for a fortune!
( The little face fella is Billy Bobb. He is my friend, and he will admit it! )

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If, so, go to the top of the highest mountain and ask the old wise man.
If you are afraid of heights, you can e-mail me.